• I reserve the right to write as many lies as I wish to on this page
  • I was born on February 7th. Same as Eddie Izzard and CharlesDickens, but different years I suspect.
  • I am right handed
  • I was kicked out of the Brownies.
  • I am a member of a gym but don’t go as often as I should
  • I could easily spend hours and hours in bookshops.
  • Being a wife and mother is the hardest job I’ve ever had
  • My favourite movie is Only You.
  • I’m the youngest of 6
  • My mother lives in the USA
  • Holby City is one of my favourite TV shows.
  • I was kicked out of college when I was 16.
  • My husband, M is my best friend.
  • I am allergic to Kevin Bacon ~ he makes my flesh crawl just by looking at him
  • My first loves were Prince Andrew, Luke Skywalker and Simon from the next street.
  • Since Brookside was taken off air, all soap opera’s suck.
  • I love to buy handbags.
  • I’m a huge Discworld fan.
  • I have a cat who is occasionally called Smudgierudgierooroo
  • On other occasions she is called Little Bitch
  • I was kicked out of another college when I was 18.
  • I’m still in love with Prince Andrew and Luke Skywalker
  • I love driving in my car and singing along with my music as loud as possible
  • I have some really nice friends
  • I’m hoping to have the car of my dreams within 5 4 3 2years.
  • I adore the Scouse accent ~ preferably on men ~ and hearing Stevie G speak can make me go weak.
  • I’m a big believer in Holistic Therapies
  • I like buying shoes.